Christmas Carols for those who are different

Christmas Carols for Those Who are a Little Different

Schizophrenia: "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Multiple Personality Disorder: "We Three Queens Disoriented Are"
Dementia: "I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Narcissistic: "Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me."
Manic: "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and . . .
Paranoid: "Santa Clause is Coming to Get Me"
Personality Disorder: "You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Put, Maybe I'll Tell You Why"
Deppression: "Silent Anedonia, Holy Anedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely"
Passive-Agressive Personality: "On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)"
Borderline Personality Disorder: "Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire"